Ditso's letter

 is a Lore book in Wasteland 3.

Description
This letter is written in precise, block letters on a scrap of ancient, stained notebook paper.

Transcript
Hey, Ditso:

Get your chanclas on, pendejo. I want you to take some payasos and go fuck up the Bizarre. Find a way inside. I don’t give a shit how you do it – bribe somebody, blow somebody, whatever – and then dig in like a tick. I hear there’s tunnels below the old mall where the locals keep their pigs. You oughta be right at home there.

Fucking traders think they’re safe. Think they can squat in some old mall and sell their crap like it was the good old days. Well, El Payaso Rojo ain’t gonna stand for that shit. You make ‘em suffer any way you can. Drown the goddamn place in blood.

This is your big chance, cabrón. Don’t fuck it up.

-Lecherito,