Pico's Playtesting

 is a cassette tape in Wasteland 3.

Description
The label reads \"Pico's Playtesting\ followed by a series of numbers, each gently scratched out.

Transcript
"TEMP: Pico playtesting his human simulator with Tinker. She doesn't see the point and explains several much more efficient ways to kill humans. Pico is horrified.", You say this is a c-combat simulation? Yes! I designed it to help us learn how to defend ourselves from humans. That's why I think you'd make an ideal tester- How do I f-fight? Oh! Well, it's really simple. You can choose to make a rush attack, a precision blast, or a sneaky strike... OR you can choose instead to just talk it out- What about f-flamethrowers? I-I'm sorry? An efficient and effective w-weapon against area t-targets. Agonized s-screams of dying humans are a-also effective psychological weapons- Oh! Oh, no! No, that's not in the game-! That seems v-very inefficient. What about a-antipersonnel mines? Very effective against s-soft targets. Fragments mutilate rather than k-kill, inflicting c-crippling injuries- Wow. That's... uh... really... um... Anyway, I think maybe I need to tweak this a bit more. Thanks for the... um... feedback.