The Gospel of Nicholas

 is a Lore book in Wasteland 3.

Description
An excerpt from the Scripture of the Holy Deluge.

Transcript
And so did their holy prophet, Nicholas, commemorate and consecrate the remembrance of the Final Deluge by leading the congregation in their ceremonial Denial of Old World Consumer Goods.

“Has not the Final Deluge, that great rain of cleansing fire, given our children a new beginning by washing away all the false trapping of the old world?” he asked his flock.

“Yes!” they answered as a single choir.

Holding aloft those relics that had become the false idols of so many, coffee pots and compact discs and gossip magazines, Nicholas cast them, one by one, into the cleansing fire of a microwave, which was called upon to replace the traditional ceremonial flames.

The loyal supplicants of the Final Deluge exalted as they denied the obsolete artifacts that had so deeply contributed to the ruination of humankind before their prophet set each one ablaze.

And then did Nicholas conclude the ceremony by promising the inevitable cleansing of the microwave, as well, for it was a chief perpetrator of complacence and false idolatry before the gift of the all-consuming holy fire.

And the followers of the Final Deluge did rejoice.,