Bizarre Under Assault

 is a cassette tape in Wasteland 3.

Description
This tape dates back to the war between the Patriarch and the Monster Army, many decades ago.

Transcript
Listen up, Mashers! The next son of a bitch who says we're losing this war gets strung up by his nuts! You hear me? It don't matter how much territory we've lost! There's only one way inside the Mall. As long as we control it, Buchanan can't touch us. He can sit out there with his army and pound snow for all I care! All we gotta do is hold out. The lamb and the wolf got different needs. Sooner or later, Buchanan will have to negotiate. And then we'll have him right where we fuckin' want him.