Angie Eulogy by General Vargas

 is a cassette tape in Wasteland 3.

Description
This cassette tape was brought along from Arizona to remember our heroes.

Transcript
Y'all hear me in the back? Okay. Well, I'll keep this brief, and then you can get to your assignments. We, uh... we lost a Ranger today. One of the best. My old squad mate Angie, known and feared by bandits everywhere as Angela Deth. I... I remember when she first came to us. Thought she wouldn't last. Thought she was just here to rebel against her parents, or to prove to herself that she was tough, and when the novelty wore off, and the job got down to the day-to-day, she'd walk. Well, she never did. Year in and year out, she stuck with it. Learned to ask first and shoot second, learned that bein' a Ranger meant helpin' Arizona, not helpin' herself. I was thinkin' - hopin' - one day she'd take over my command, but, well... Nobody comes back from bein' blown out of the sky, not even Angela Deth. I guess she'll have to lead by example instead. So, when you're out there today, and you're facin' a tough decision, you could do worse than askin' yourself, 'What would Angie do?' All right, that's all. Dismissed. Be careful out there. We... we, uh, lost a Ranger today. One of the best. My old squad mate Angie, known and feared by bandits everywhere as Angela Deth. I... She took to the training like she had somethin' to prove. I reckoned she'd quit as soon as the real work began. But she never did. I was thinkin' - hopin' - one day she'd take over my command, but, well... So, when you're out there today, and you're facin' a tough decision, you could do worse than askin' yourself, 'what would Angie do?