JabJab's Joke Book

 is a Lore book in Wasteland 3.

Description
This battered, moldy notebook is held together by scraps of rough twine, and is filled with barely-legible print in red crayon.

Transcript
These jokes are for JabJab only!!! You steal my jokes, I SHANK YOU in the CULO!!!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa - not screaming and pleading like the passengers in his car.

I was walking past an alley and saw a couple of big kids beating up a smaller kid, so naturally I stepped in to help. Little fucker didn't stand a chance against the three of us.

Today sucked. My ex got run over by a truck, and I lost my job as a truck driver.

My family's a real treasure. You need a map and a shovel to find 'em.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids!

\I'm sorry,\" and \"I apologize,\" mean the same thing…except at a funeral!

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

If you had ten rat nuggets and Jimmy tried to take one, what would you have? Ten rat nuggets and a dead Jimmy.",