Serious Argument With Satisfactory Resolution

 is a cassette tape in Wasteland 3.

Description
Recorded for the elucidation of the very fabric of reality for the benefit of all.

Transcript

 * series of slow, low-pitched beeps and chirps::
 * short series of high-pitched beeps and chirps::
 * pause::
 * slightly faster series of low-pitched beeps::
 * one long, high-pitched beep, followed by a series of short, rapid chirps::
 * low, foghorn-like beep::
 * sharp, rapid-fire high-pitched beeps::
 * silence::
 * two low-pitched beeps::
 * jubilant beep::