Marriage counseling

 is a cassette tape in Wasteland 3.

Description
The casing of this ancient cassette tape is cracked in places, but still seems functional. The typewritten label is badly faded, the writing lost under layers of grime.

Transcript
Session 13, Jim and Nancy, March 21, 1998. Nancy, last time you were talking about Jim's inadequacies as a sexual partner. Would you like to expand on that? Now wait just a goddamned minute! You've let her talk for twelve sessions straight! When's my chance? See, Dr. Melzer? This is what I'm talking about! Everything's always about him- Why the hell am I paying for these sessions when you're always taking her side? If you're unhappy with counseling- Unhappy? I wish the fucking bombs would fall so I wouldn't have to deal with another minute of this-\" ::faint sirens:: What's that noise? I don't know. Maybe some kind of drill-
 * distant explosion:: \"Oh, no. Is that-?

It can't be-! Oh. Thank god-