Workout Tape

 is a cassette tape in Wasteland 3.

Description
\"PUMP IT REAL GOOD.\" This tape feels... oddly sticky.

Transcript
Twenty squats! GO! One two three four five GET IT! Seven eight nine you're the boss! You're the king! You sexy beast! Nineteen twenty you beautiful icon! Wiggle out those limbs! Stretch those proud muscles! Love yourself and let's plank!! Hail to the King, baby! Time to get sweaty! You ready? LET'S DO THIS! Bicep curls! Yeah! One, two, three, four, five, c'mon GET IT! Seven, eight, nine, ten! Hng! HA, FEEL THE BURN! Shoulder press! One, two, three, four, five, YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT! Nine, ten! Hnnggh! On your back! Yeah! Bench press! One, two, three, four! Hnggh! Seven, eight, nine, ten! Who's the King? YOU ARE! Twenty squats! Yeah! Bust them glutes! Five, six, seven, eight! Just what the ladies ordered! Twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, BUNS OF STEEL! Nineteen, twenty! Love yourself, baby! Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about. Let's plank - HNNNGHHH!

Locations

 * Little Vegas: In King's room, inside the locker.