Everybody Shits!

 is a Lore book in Wasteland 3.

Description
This dog-eared composition book smells like an outhouse, but its pages are packed with dense lines of chemical formulae.

Transcript
Everybody Shits! (But Some Folks Need More Help Than Others) By: Dr. Archibald Jakes, Esq.

Everybody shits, am I right? You, me – even the Patriarch himself has to park his ass in the outhouse and lighten the load from time to time. But sometimes what goes in don’t exactly want to come out. Like them damn army rations you find from time to time. Sure, they’ll last damn near forever, but you eat enough of ‘em and your guts turn to concrete!

Well, old Dr. Jakes has you covered! This book will offer laxatives you can craft yourself using commonly available resources! Sweets: glucose compounds found in fruits and berries are sure to make your cheeks burst (C-6, H-14, O-6) (C-42, H-38, O-20). Salts: sodium and magnesium compounds commonly found in ore deposits are guaranteed to make your neighbors call in a hazmat unit (Mg, S, O-4 ) (Na-2, H-2, P, O-4).,