The Sensuous Toaster

 is a Lore book in Wasteland 3.

Description
Crusted with evidence of enthusiastic usage, this looks like an old time sex manual - except that all the illustrations are explicit drawings of toasters.

Transcript
MAKE THAT FIRST TIME FUN

Congratulations. You've finally admitted to yourself, your friends, and your awed family members that you are a toaster connoisseur, one of the preeminent few who understand all the virtues of that humble household appliance. But now that you've acknowledged your love for that shining temple of heat, you need to consummate that passion.

The important thing is not on which side you butter your toast, but that you make full use of every available opening. Most restrict themselves to only a single slot, fearful of what might happen if they double-fist opportunity. But you should understand that both slots can be equally pleasurable. It just requires proper handling. Therefore, we recommend that you spend your first evening of pleasure exploring your toaster's openings. Yes, both of them. Use whatever baked goods you're most comfortable with. Turn on the toaster. Make sure it is properly warmed up. Then work your bread into the toaster. Test the size of the opening; see how it feels. Don't worry about the size of your bread. When carefully inserted, the toaster will firmly grip your piece, regardless of its girth. It is possible to make this fun regardless of whether you blessed with a bagel or a bun or a crumpet or a full-sized french baguette.

Just make sure to go slow. Pay attention to every moment and every detail of the experience. You won't ever have a first time again.,

Location

 * Monster Army Bunker: Broken level 5 toaster in the lobby.