Vendomatic 2000

"Step right up! Don't be shy! Welcome to the vexingly vast world of Vendomatic 2000. I've got everybing you need... Everybing? God damn it. I always get that line wrong. Can you take a few steps back and then do that over? Act surprised. Adds to the atmosphere."

Vendomatic 2000 is a character in Wasteland 3.

Background
''Time has been unkind to this battered vending machine. The exterior is covered in tacky stickers, and the glass is caked with filth. Looking closely, you notice extensive graffiti discussing goat genitalia.''