The Everest Hotel - The Best Rest Of Your Life!

 is a Lore book in Wasteland 3.

Description
Blue-on-white damask lends this slim brochure the look of an expensive teapot. It was clearly intended to impress the reader, but only really succeeds at looking kitsch.

Transcript
SLEEP LIKE YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD

Nothing is better than sleep so profoundly restful you think twice about waking up. The Everest bed is a market leader in nocturnal comfort and has stood as a strong contender in the 'bed wars' that has rocked the world of hotels. Featuring a custom-designed mattress, it is set with over 900 individual coils. Over this, we've draped 350-thread count Egyptian sheets, embroidered throws, duvets and comforters so voluptuous your wife will think twice about letting you fall in love with the beds.

\nIf that wasn't enough, we use local artisans to create us custom-designed decorative pillows and beautiful bed skirts. Each season, we scour Colorado Springs for new patterns, new ideas, all to ensure that you have nothing but the finest in the county's unique aesthetics. You won't want to leave the Everest after you've rested your heads on our goose down pillows.

You won't ever dream of leaving.,