The Gospel of Nick (No, Not That Nick, the Other Nick)

 is a Lore book in Wasteland 3.

Description
An excerpt from the very poorly handwritten Holy Deluge Bible.

Transcript
And yea, did the prophet Nick Who Used To Work At The Bargain Village Electronics Emporium Next To That Pizza Place That Went Out Of Business After The E. Coli Outbreak say unto the first followers of the Church of the Holy Deluge, “Has not the Final Deluge, that great rain of cleansing fire, given our children a new beginning by washing away all the false trapping of the old world?”

And then did Nick hold aloft a shatter-proof airline coffee pot. “Do you still worship THIS?” he asked, and his followers exalted, “Nae!”

Then did Nick hold aloft a compact disc jewel case inscribed “Awesome Dance Hits, Vol. 47” and he asked them again, “Do you still worship THIS?”

And again his followers exalted, “Nae!”

He then held aloft a metal rotary blender, and then a copy of Teen Crushes Magazine, and then a resealable plastic bag filled with disposable cameras, probably from a wedding.

All were denied by the flock.

So, with righteous fury and revel, did Nick toss the relics of the Old World into the ceremonial fire, which that day was a represented by a microwave hooked up to a hand-crank generator because the other Nick lost the flint to make the real fire.

“Tomorrow shall we incinerate this curse-ed microwave too!” he promised his followers, “or possibly next week if we cannot locate the flint, or a suitable replacement!”

And the entire flock did rejoice, except for the other Nick, who was still being shunned for losing the flint.,