The sixth generation of Russian spies living beneath Cheyenne Mountain, in the food storage bunker, Boris and his wife/sister Natasha have been patiently waiting for a signal from the motherland to sabotage the particle accelerator hidden at the Mountain. They are not quite right in the head, which is understandable, given that they've spent their entire lives living inside a large refrigerator, dumping refuse, bodily wastes, and inbred family members into a giant hole in the corner.
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Well, nothing like inbreds. A bizarre conversation that has implications best left undisturbed leads to an opportunity to help the two with their sabotage mission - as long as you can name the Soviet Republic's greatest enemy: Moose and Squirrel. Yeah. Afterwards, regardless of whether you pass the second test or not, you get a mayo bottle and a recipe for the Thousand Island sauce. This can be used to sabotage the particle accelerator on the Research Level.