Er, that's another reason I was thinkin' of travelin' with you guys. You could probably kill all the waste wolves we meet. I'd kill 'em with my deadly wit, but they don't seem to get jokes.
Dan Q is a professional comedian who travels the wastes putting on shows in bars, barns, missile silos - anywhere he can gather an audience and pass the hat. Sadly, his travels have made him a cynical, sarcastic man, and he tends to look at the world with a bitter, dyspeptic eye.
