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Long John is a character in Wasteland 3.


For all that it might be swaddled in dirty, mismatched fabric, this figure is clearly anything but human. At your approach, it straightens with a creak of rusted gears and presses a palm to the Nixon mask over its face.

Long John is an old synth that has been trying to conceal its identity from the Bizarre patrons and staff in one of the most counterintuitive ways possible, donning a fake Nixon mask and hoping nobody notices. He pretends to be a harmless old codger and for the most part, he is. Not that Gary "NaCl" Wolfe would agree.


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This character is involved in quests.

Wolfe's Hunt


  • Wolfe's Hunt: LJ is one of the synths you can hunt down for Mr Wolfe.