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My Body Requires This is a quest in Wasteland 3.


Masato is obsessed with finding a package of pre-war Ramen Noodles, so he can reverse-engineer the magic recipe of the beforetimes.


  • A fedex quest. You are asked by Masato to find some pre-War instant ramen noodles for him to experience again. The machine that dispenses them is located in the diner in the southern warrens. You can use the silver coins found in parking meters in the corridors of the bizarre - or just Nerd Stuff 5 to make it cough them up. Return to Masato to make his day and earn another recruit for Ranger HQ: A cook!


  • A cook for Peterson AFB mess hall, increasing Ranger allegiance.

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My Body Requires This
Search the Warrens for ramen noodles.
Bring the ramen noodles to Masato inside the Bizarre.
Return to the Bizarre and tell Masato we ate the noodles.
Masato is obsessed with finding a package of pre-war Ramen Noodles, so he can reverse-engineer the magic recipe of the beforetimes.\n\n\n[Reward: Ranger HQ mess hall recruit]
Masato asked us to find a package of pre-war ramen noodles. He thinks we might be able to find one somewhere in the Warrens below the Bizarre.
Masato will be excited to get his hands on the authetic ramen noodles we found.
Masato is dead. There is no way to complete this mission.
We've eaten the ramen noodles, and they were delicious. We should inform Masato they're gone.
We told Masato that we ate the ramen noodles. He was furious.
We handed the ramen noodles over to Masato. He was incredibly excited to experiment with them.
The Bizarre was abandoned. Everyone inside is dead or has fled.
We found a strange vending machine in an old diner deep within the Warrens. It offers prizes in exchange for silver coins. One of the listed prizes is noodles.
We obtained ramen noodles from a vending machine in the Warrens."