Sweet little fluffs should be protected, nasty mutants should be bisected!
Worried about the future of the human species, kids? So is Purist Patty! She's here to make sure none of those dangerous mutations from future nuclear attacks ever make it into the human genome! Together, you can wipe away the disgusting plague of green skin and multi-appendaged monster people so we can keep our DNA pure!
Likes: Cleanliness, Milk, Immaculacy.
Dislikes: Microwaves, Nuclear Energy, Barbecues.
Warning: Keep Purist Patty away from public barbecues, swimming pools, and shopping malls!
- Abandoned Oil Well: On the junk pile that spawns after trying to attack the juvies.