A red plastic fungo bat that some smart ass filled with quickset cement and painted with the words "The Truth" on the business end. It is a heavy, awkwardly balanced club, but if you have enough strength and the agility it can really pack a wallop. If you don't have enough strength and agility, then YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
Can attack diagonally.
The weapon alerts enemies (generates noise) in a 10 unit radius.
- Fletcher's hideout: Located in a locked shipping container near Fletcher's stronghold.
- The description is a reference to Colonel Jessup's line in the film A Few Good Men.